Mmmmkay. So I was having a discussion with a friend of mine today, and we were walking about her boyfriend and all of a sudden, the topic came up of what would be so adorable to happen, when it probably never happens between a chick and a guy.
For example, we thought it would be sooooo amazingly sweet and amazing if you were standing around, talking to your friends, when all of a sudden, a voice calls you and you turn around and theres a guy standing there and he just kisses you. For no apparent reason.
If he's your boyfriend or not because you're single at the time (I'm not saying like, if you had a boyfriend and he wasn't your boyfriend and he just kisses you and its sweet, no, I would shove my foot so far up his ass, he had to go to the doctor to get it removed from the deep bowls of his rectum. Just saying.) Which, would probably never happen in our lifetimes, because that shit only happens in like, books and movies.
Now, I have high expectations because I read too much and my head is always somewhere else because I don't like the time period we live in today, it sucks. I'd rather live in the 1500's in Scotland or Ireland with Highland Warriors from the Isle of Skye out in the middle of a grassy knoll far from the Moors because creepy shit happens there.
Though, just in general, we were talking about how we wanted stuff like that to happen sometime in our lifetime, just so it happened and so we could experience something like that.
. . . . My expectations run too high. xD
For example, we thought it would be sooooo amazingly sweet and amazing if you were standing around, talking to your friends, when all of a sudden, a voice calls you and you turn around and theres a guy standing there and he just kisses you. For no apparent reason.
If he's your boyfriend or not because you're single at the time (I'm not saying like, if you had a boyfriend and he wasn't your boyfriend and he just kisses you and its sweet, no, I would shove my foot so far up his ass, he had to go to the doctor to get it removed from the deep bowls of his rectum. Just saying.) Which, would probably never happen in our lifetimes, because that shit only happens in like, books and movies.
Now, I have high expectations because I read too much and my head is always somewhere else because I don't like the time period we live in today, it sucks. I'd rather live in the 1500's in Scotland or Ireland with Highland Warriors from the Isle of Skye out in the middle of a grassy knoll far from the Moors because creepy shit happens there.
Though, just in general, we were talking about how we wanted stuff like that to happen sometime in our lifetime, just so it happened and so we could experience something like that.
. . . . My expectations run too high. xD